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Babrielle Ryde
“ Work for the bad guys and you'll get fired… "
Redhead revolutionary in a ridiculous red coat. Ex-army, leader of a lollipop-fuelled rebellion against absurd capitalist cruelty. Bad at speeches, worse at cardio, but with the brass tits to win.
frank
“ I’m a dog, not a ‘shit happens’ theoreticist. "
Blue-eyed talking Collie dog with the soul of a jaded stand-up comedian. Sarcastic conscience, strategic thinker, and wisecrack philosopher. Plots rebellions but grumbles about the paperwork.
president trodge
“ In Trodge we trust… and I approve this message! "
Deranged former President turned 24-foot orange robo-dictator. Rules from the “Whiter-than-White House.” Believes himself divine and no one lives to say he’s crazy more than once.
Qallandra grymm
Bounty hunter and enforcer of corporate tyranny. Stylish, terse but deadly. Blames Tankerbabe for her brother’s death. An almost mirror-image nemesis and relentless vengeance in navy leather.
“ No one kills the Redcoat but me! "
Avery wettwon
“ Fudge-bucket-mother-rubbing-moopoop! "
18-year-old engineer ingénue raised alone on a buried tanker ship. Chaotically charming and dangerously adorable. If she carries a carrot: get out of the way. Swears like a Looney-Tune.
Rebel
Honk Honk
Tankerbabe’s AI enabled Honda Rebel 1500 motorbike. Doesn’t talk, but communicates with emojis and vroom-linguistics. Loyal sentient steed, with combat asset agency, and a killer mixtape.
